Seth Meyers took only a transient second to have fun the election of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris on Monday evening earlier than shifting on to the ways in which Trump and his Fox Information minions are attempting to undermine the outcomes.
And specifically, he zeroed in on Tucker Carlson, who final week claimed that Biden was merely a “hologram” of himself that might power all People to drink Starbucks. “And when that hologram drinks espresso, what do you assume occurs?” the Late Night time host added. “It splashes proper to the bottom! As a result of holograms don’t have actual stomachs.”
“And I’m sorry, when is the Starbucks for liberals delusion gonna die?” Meyers requested. “Are we purported to imagine Tucker solely drinks campfire espresso out of a prospector’s tin mug?” And to anybody who thought issues would “return to regular” as soon as Trump was not president, he pointed to the diploma of Fox Information delusion simply two days after the race was referred to as for Biden.
“Are you able to think about what it’s going to be like when Biden’s really in workplace if Republican hold on to manage the Senate?” he questioned. “Who is aware of in the event that they’ll even let him have a cupboard? Sean Hannity will in all probability accuse Biden of constructing a Soros-funded Amtrak station on the moon.”
Then there have been conservative pundits like CNN’s Rick Santorum and Fox’s Ari Fleischer who urged Democrats to not strain Trump to concede as a result of he wants “time” to regulate to his new actuality of not being the president anymore.
“It’s really unimaginable,” Meyers mentioned. “The ‘liberal tears’ crowd, the individuals who spent 4 years constructing a complete political motion round triggering their political opponents, want a heat blanket and a cup of Earl Gray tea to deal with dropping a presidential election. They actually wore shirts that mentioned ‘Fuck Your Emotions.’ Sure, fuck your emotions, however my emotions? You make like to my emotions!”
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